Kingdom Hearts III: Welcome to Gravity Falls Ch. 1

Sora, Donald, and Goofy enter the town of Gravity Falls, Oregon after unlocking a door and shooting down Heartless ships. At the Mystery Shack and below the basement, the author of the 3 journals himself, Stanford Pines, or Ford for short was reading and researching his work on Gravity Falls. While he was working, he notices the glass globe cracking. This globe holds a floating dimensional rift and if it ever breaks free, Bill Cipher the dream triangle would enter their real world! Ford panics as he picks up the globe to examine the newly made cracks.

Ford: “No! No that’s impossible! I thought I had more time! Why is it cracking now? Unless…?”

Back at the Gummi Ship, it flies over the forest and heads towards a town.

Sora: “Hey I see a town over there!

Donald: “Where?”

Sora: “ There! I think I see a water tower too…with a picture of a muffin?”

Goofy: “Oh I love muffins a-huck!”

As they try to look ahead, an unknown giant creature made of wood swipes at their ship, causing them to go down. Sora screams.

Sora: “What was that!?”

Goofy: “Not sure, but looks like we're about to crash, hold on!”

Donald: “Whaaaah!”

Donald, Goofy, and Sora scream as they crash the gummi ship into the forest. A couple of minutes later they wake up.  

Sora: “Ug is everyone Ok?”

Jiminy Cricket comes out of his pocket.

Jiminy: “I’m fine Sora, how about you fellas?”

Donald and Goofy rub their heads and gives them a thumbs up. Sora calls out Chip and Dale, the chipmunk mechanics.

Sora: “Chip! Dale! you guys OK too?”

Chip and Dale crawl out of the gummy ship unharmed.

Chip: “We’re Ok Sora”

Dale: “A good acorn can calm us down!”

Chip: “We don’t have time for that Dale, we gotta fix the ship!”

Sora looks at the ship.

Sora: “Oh man! What did that! A Heartless?”

Goofy: “Mmm, what-ever it was, it was made of wood and bark”

Donald: “Wah well I’ll show that tree-stump my bite is worst than his bark!”

Donald puts his fists up in the air as he’s bouncing around in anger! Sora and Goofy giggle a little at his antics until they hear a strange roar and startles them as well as the forest animals.

Donald: “Wah I was only joking! My bill wasn't made for biting!”

Goofy: “Gosh! What was that?”

Sora: “Not sure, come on let’s explore this place. Chip, Dale you guys mind staying here to watch the ship?”

Chip and Dale give their salutes.

Chip: “Tiny chipmunks protecting the ship against large predators in the forest, yeah I think will be Ok.”

Dale: “Maybe the forest animals might help us”

Donald: “I doubt it!”

Goofy: “He may be right, there’s something odd going around in this here forest.”

Sora: “Come on, maybe somebody might help us.”

As Sora walked, Jiminy entered his pocket as Donald and Goofy followed him while the chipmunks stayed behind.

*Title sequence* The camera moves away as the title of this world is revealed showing a dark triangle with one eye wearing a top hat turns around, showing a town silhouette with a forest, a water tower and a Paul Bunyan statue with words dropping down from above spelling “Gravity Falls” and instantly disappears.

The gang continued their journey through the forest until they finally see gnomes being attacked by Shadow type Heartless

Sora: “Whoa! Are those Heartless attacking Heartless!?”

Goofy: “I think those other ones with red hats are gnomes, like the garden type!”

Donald: “Let’s help them out!”

Jeff the gnome leader is being bullied around by the Heartless as he calls for help.

Jeff: “Ug, this is worst than a leaf blower! or that stupid whistle! Carson, Shmebulock do something!”

Shmebulock is being attacked as the rest of the gnomes and can do nothing but say his name.

Shmebulock: ” Shme! ug bulock!”

Jeff: “Seriously learn a new word like HELP!”

Sora, Goofy and Donald make their weapons appear: Sora’s Keyblade type: Kingdom Key, Goofy’s shield and Donald’s wand.

Donald: “Did somebody say, heroes?”

Jeff: “Well I said help not heroes, but whatever! Just do something! Ug!”

*Battle* The heartless soon end up being wiped out by Sora and his friends and they rescue the gnomes. Jeff and the rest of the gnomes get up and clean themselves up.

Carson: “Ug it hurts all over, can somebody kiss my boo boos?”

Jeff: “No way I’m gonna do that!”

Goofy: “I’m sorry, did you say gnome way or no?”

Jeff: “I said no, no! Why do people assume I say gnome instead of no?”

Donald: ‘Isn’t obvious?”

Jeff: “Gnome, blah I meant no, no!”

Sora: “Is everyone ok?”

Jeff: “Yeah thanks to you and that fancy gold axe-sword thing you carry, along with your - overgrown pets?

Jeff can’t make out what Donald and Goofy are.

Donald: “Wak I’m not a pet!!”

Goofy: “Hey something’s coming!“

Just as Goofy pointed out, they all see a new creature emerge from the forest revealing to be a new type of Heartless and the gnomes scream and flee into the forest on all fours. The heartless’s body is shaped like a Valentine, heart in purple, blue and black colors. The thing has one yellow eye with the heartless symbol around it both on the front and back for no blind spots, two arms with huge blue flaming fists, and three black pyramids, one at the bottom upside down to stand on like a top and the other two on the head like horns.

*Mini-boss battle* Jiminy makes a profile of this Heartless creature in his journal called Providence!  The Providence comes spinning in like a tornado and attacks the trio. They couldn’t get past the Providence’s magic shield surrounding the eye, which was his weak spot. Sora could keep up but Goofy and Donald had a tough time defending themselves.

Donald: “We’re not doing any damage!”

Sora: “What do we do?!”

Goofy: “Not sure Sora! But there’s something different about this Heartless, I can’t put my finger on it whaaah!”

Donald: “Quaaack aak!”

Soon the Providence Heartless grabs both Donald and Goofy, leaving their weapons behind. Sora stops attacking when he sees them in danger!

Sora: “Donald, Goofy!”

Sora doesn’t know what to do and the creature starts cackling showing his true self as a black bar like pupil appears in the yellow eye. Providence is possessed by Bill Cipher! He talked in a nasally voice as well as a booming dark voice in the middle of his sentences.

Bill Cipher: “Hahaha, well if it isn’t Keyboy!  You must be SORA! And that must be the Keyblade!”

Sora was surprised to see a Heartless actually talk.

Sora: “You know about me and the Keyblade? Wait you can talk?!”

Bill Cipher: “I can do all kinds of things, like this!”

Bill juggles Goofy and Donald to demonstrate his wild random nature. He even takes out his front eyeball out and juggles all three of them! Goofy and Donald panic as Sora gets grossed out.

Goofy: “Wha!”

Donald: “Whaaa!”

Sora: “Ew! Hey, cut that out!”

Bill stops and puts his eyeball in his socket.

Bill Cipher: “Come on, I’m just pulling your leg, no different from me pulling my eyeball out Hahaha pulling body parts can be really fun!”

Sora is about to attack until Bill shows Goofy and Donald in his clutches!

Bill Cipher: “Temper Temper. Don’t even think about it or else Feathers and Fido get what’s coming to them!

Goofy: “Don’t worry about us Sora! Save your-self!”

Donald: “Actually it would help to worry and save us!”

Sora: “Let them go!”

Bill Cipher: “Oh don’t worry I will! Just come by the deep forest and enter the old mines!

Sora: “What? I don’t know any mi -“

Just as Sora tries to ask where the mines are, Bill starts spinning and disappears into the forest. But then a few seconds later, he comes back for more demands.

Bill Cipher: “Also bring some friends, the more the merrier! I know usually in these situations it’s come alone but come on how cliché can ya get?! Oh and spoiler: it’s a trap, okbye!

Bill disappears again as he spins off. Sora collects Donald and Goofy’s weapons and asks Jiminy Cricket for some advice.

Sora: “Jiminy I don’t know what to do or which mine he’s talking about and what exactly was that Heartless!?”

Jiminy checks his journal.

Jiminy: “I’m not sure myself, it says that it’s called Providence, but it says here it's suppose to be almost mindless. It was as if some entity was possessing that Heartless. Maybe the locals can help us out. Which way was the town again?”

Sora: “I think this way!”

Jiminy went back into Sora’s pocket and continued to the town. When Sora was getting close, he saw something between the trees. Sora couldn’t exactly make it out what it was but the only thing he could see was a black creature with a red heart on his chest. He thought right away what it was.

Sora: “A Heartless!”

Sora gets his Keyblade out and instantly ran straight towards the creature! Outside the forest, the creature turned out to be a goth teenager named Robbie Valentino, posing by kneeling down on the railroad tracks looking like a punk as his girlfriend, Tambry, takes a picture with her phone.

Robbie: “Dude I’m gonna look so rad when people see this!”

Tambry: “Whatever, just stand still.”

Just as Tambry was about to take the picture, Sora comes in the shot right away. Click! The picture shows Robbie being jumped by Sora with a surprised look. Tambry puts her phone down and notices Sora is on top of Robbie.

Robbie: “Aaaaah Ug ow hey get off me, man!

Tambry: “Hey don’t attack my boyfriend!”

Sora notices right away that Robbie isn’t a Heartless and gets off. Sora saw Robbie’s clothes can be mistaken for a Heartless since Robbie is a goth who wears a black hoodie with a red crossed heart on his chest.

Sora: “Oh man, I’m so sorry! You alright?!”

Robbie: “Yeah well you're lucky I didn’t kick your butt! You’d be so dead, my parents would bury you!”

Sora: “Say what?!”

Tambry: “His parents run a funeral home, and I don’t think they would do that!”

Tambry hits Robbie’s shoulder for being rude.

Robbie: “Ow! Hey, he started it!”

Sora: “Sorry about that, I thought he was Heartless!”


Tambry: “Fine, he can sometimes be a jerk, but he’s not that heartless”

Sora: “No I mean..never mind, I was wondering if anyone can help me?”

Robbie: “Like what? Your fashion sense?!”

Sora: “Well this big Heartless captured my friends, who happen to be a talking duck and the other a talking…what?

Robbie and Tambry just exchange glances thinking this kid is crazy. Robbie plays with him.

Robbie: “Well the loony bin is that way, which is old man McGucket’s abandon junkyard. But if you wanna join the living weirdos, you can go to the Mystery Shack for all I care!”

Sora: “Mystery Shack?”

Tambry: “Oh yeah, I have a friend who works there. She can probably help you out or whatever, her name's Wendy. She’s Robbie’s ex.”

Robbie: “Hey don’t tell him that!”

Sora looks at where Tambry is pointing and sees signs showing where the Mystery Shack is. Sora rubs his chin and thinks.

Sora: “Mystery Shack huh? They might know where the mines are! Thanks, bye!”

Sora runs and waves goodbye to Robbie and Tambry as they wave too.

Robbie: “Yeah bye..yeah crazed loser! Looks like he's the Pines family’s problem now!”

Tambry smirks as she looks at the picture of Sora attacking Robbie.

Tambry: “I’m so uploading this!”

Robbie: “What no! Tambry delete that! I want a redo!”

Robbie tries to grab Tambry’s phone but she keeps it away from him.

Meanwhile, at the Mystery Shack, it’s business as usual. Stanley Pines or Stan for short, the owner of the Mystery Shack counts his money at the cash register after scamming, I mean SHOWING costumers his weird attractions which look pretty fake…because they are fake. Wendy Corduroy, an employee reads a magazine with the cover “What’s in and out in inside-out fashion” sitting next to Stan. Soos Ramirez, another employee and the handyman is sweeping the floor. Stan’s favorite grand-kids play at the corner, Dipper and Mabel Pines, who are visiting that summer to help out their great uncle or “Gruncle” run the Mystery Shack as well as solving many different mysteries that happen in Gravity Falls. Dipper was looking through Journal #3, which belonged to his other great uncle and Stan’s twin brother, Ford, and his sister, Mabel was doing string patterns with her fingers such as cat’s cradle or Jacob’s ladder next to her pet pig, Waddles. She wears all kinds of sweaters almost each day, today, she wears a yellow sweater showing a keyhole.

Mabel: “Check it out, I’m totally owning this! Look! A spider web! Maybe I can catch flies and feed them to Waddles!”

Waddles: “Oink!”

Dipper smiles as he looks at her twin sister’s string play, but notices something about the material!

Dipper: “Mabel, is that the left over unicorn hair?”

Mabel: “Yep! Maybe I can open another dimension with this!”

Dipper: “Mabel! That was for protecting the Mystery Shack from Bill’s mind powers, we might need more of that!”

Mabel: “Relax, it’s not like anything weird is going to enter that door.”

At that moment, Sora enters the Shack and Mabel, the boy-crazed girl who had many crushes during the summer just got a new one! Her eyes widen as she makes her strings into a heart and places it on her chest!

Mabel: “I am so glad he entered into my life!”

Dipper: “Aaaaand here we go again!”

Sora looks around in amazement at all the weird attractions.

Sora: “Wow! I never seen anything like this place before!”

Soos hears Sora and stops cleaning as he notices Sora’s clothing.

Soos: “Whoa dude, you a cosplayer? Looks tight! I once dressed up as an egg, got plenty of chicks, he-he, not girls, though, I mean actual chickens. I think they thought I was their baby or something?”

Wendy stops reading and notices what Soos was seeing.

Wendy: “Whoa, those are some wicked threads!”

Sora: “Really? Thanks! Um, nice flannel shirt.”

Stan disapproves Sora’s clothing since he’s old.

Stan: “Wait, this is what kids are wearing these days! Belts, belts and more belts? What are you a pilgrim?! Though I like the chain necklace, you can never go wrong with that! By the way, wanna trade?”

Stan points with his thumb to his gold medallion around his neck. Sora just shakes head and talks to the counter girl.

Sora: “No thanks, so you must be Wendy?”

Wendy crosses her arms and gives him a suspicious look.

Wendy: “You stalking me or something?”

Sora: “What? No way! I just met your friends and they told me you can help -“

Wendy smiles and nudges him with her elbow.

Wendy: “Dude, I was just joshing with you!”

Both 15-year-olds laugh as Dipper, who’s 12, gets a jealous look at Sora. The same look he gave to Robbie when he dated Wendy.

Dipper: “I don’t trust that spiky-haired pretty boy!”

Mabel just stares and smiles showing her braces.

Mabel: “I’d trust him…to take my hand in marriage!”

Dipper just rolls his eyes and groans. While the twins spy, Wendy asks Sora.

Wendy: “So what’s your name man?”

Sora: “Well I’m Sora!”

Stan: “Sora? Well no wonder, because your a real ‘Sore’ to look at hahaha bam! Up top!”

Stan tries to get a high-five for his lame joke, but instead a cricket, chirps.

Stan: “What the? Did the bugs come back again? Thought I sprayed the shack like 30 years ago!!”

Sora checks his pocket and reveals Jiminy to his friends. He rubs his hands to make the chirping sounds.

Jiminy: “Sorry, it’s awfully cold in here! Hello, I’m Jiminy, Jiminy Cricket!”

Everyone almost freaked out of what they saw.

Wendy: “Whoa! is that a talking cricket?

Soos: “Oh he looks so whimsical with his little umbrella and top hat!”

Stan: “Oh man, they must have mutated or something, this could spread, Waddles sick him! I don’t wanna give the health inspector bribes..anymore!”

Waddles was about to attack as he 'oinks' and Jiminy jumps in Sora’s pocket.

Jiminy: “Oh my!”

Luckily Mabel stops him.

Mabel: “Waddles stay, let me sick HIM!”

She obviously wanted Sora instead of Jiminy and runs right at him. She gets up on the counter, almost startles Sora and tries to flirt with him.

Mabel: “Hi I’m Mabel Pines, I like to make first good impressions! Is it working?!”

She sticks her hand out in a way that tries to make Sora kiss it like a gentleman but instead he shakes it.

Sora: “Haha yeah looks like it’s working! Nice to meet you!”

Soos introduces himself too.

Soos: “And I’m Soos, Sora! Hehe SooSora, SooSora, SooSora! Hey! That’s like a tongue twister there!”

Dipper walks to Sora with Journal #3 in his hand, still gives Sora dirty looks and shakes hands with him.

Dipper: “Hey I’m her brother, Dipper.”

Sora: “Cool, I like your hat”

Dipper still doesn’t change his expression.

Dipper: “Yeah, I’m sure you do, so where did you come from exactly?”

Mabel: “Oh! Please tell me you're a prince from a magical kingdom! Please say yes! Also, do you need a bride?!”

As Mabel begs, Sora laughs and just tells the truth.

Sora: “Not really, but I’ve been through a couple of castles, though. I travel to different worlds and fight bad guys.”

Dipper: “How? By making them faint with your gorgeous looks?”

Mabel: “You're right about that, sigh!”

Mabel falls off the counter as she faints and gets back up instantly!

Sora: “Nope! With this!”

Sora magically makes his Keyblade appear and everyone almost steps back! Mabel looks and touches Sora’s weapon.

Soos: “Whoa, it’s like a key and a blade at the same time! A blade-key! Can it play music like a keytar?”

Sora: “Um once or twice and it’s actually called a Keyblade, it unlocks all kinds of doors and secrets.”

Dipper whispers to himself.

Dipper: “So can the president’s key, but nobody never found it that impressive!”

Mabel: “Well I know what you just unlocked! Boop!”

Mabel points the keyhole picture on her sweater.

Mabel: “My heart! Secrets out! Haha course you didn’t need a Keyblade to do that you blue eyed dream boat!”

Sora: “Funny thing it does that to Heartless too.”

Stan has a greedy look in his eyes to take that Keyblade.

Stan: “Gasp! Is that key made of gold? I mean, we have a rule, no oversized novelty items! I’m a - gonna have to confiscate that!”

Soos: “Oh I guess you want my oversized foam figure collection than huh Mr. Pines?”

Soos holds a box of foam figures out of nowhere.

Dipper: “Where did you get those?”

Soos: “Superbowl party.”

Stan: “Yeah well anyway gimme gimme!”

As Stan rubs his hands together, Sora decides to give it to him but Mabel protests

Sora: “OK here”

Mabel: “Gruncle Stan!”

Sora winks and shushes her!

Sora: “Shhh watch this Mabel!”

Mabel covers her mouth from smiling and giggling. Stan holds the key and almost drools on it.

Stan: “Oh this key just unlocked all the cash I want! I’m taking hula lessons in Hawaii!”

As he holds the key, it disappears and instantly goes back in Sora’s hand.

Stan: “What the hey?!”

Sora: “Sorry, it’s sort of picky on owners.”

Mabel, Soos and Wendy all laugh except Gruncle Stan and Dipper who didn’t find it funny nor impressive. Soon the vending machine opens up revealing Ford.

Ford: “What’s all the ruckus?! I work like two stories down and I can still hear you!”

Dipper: “Sorry Gruncle Ford, he, ‘cough’ did it.”

Dipper whispers to Ford and thumbs out who made the noise.

Sora: “Sorry I didn’t want to cause any trouble -”

Ford’s eyes widen and notice the Keyblade in Sora’s hand.

Ford: “Keyblade! That explains…”

Ford grabs Sora by the shoulders and starts asking him the first question.

Ford: “Do you know Ansem the Wise!?”

Sora: “Wait, you know who he is? How?!”

Ford: “Please come with me in my lab!”

Sora goes with Ford and Dipper follows as he starts asking questions.

Dipper: “Gruncle Ford, what’s going on? Who is this kid and what’s so great about this Keyblade?”

Ford: “I - I can’t explain right now Dipper! I’ll need you to stay up here and have a private talk with um -“

Sora: “Sora.”

Ford: “Sora and - wait that’s your name?”

Sora: “Yeah? Anything wrong with that?”

Mabel: “It’s fine, he’s just old! You, on the other hand, are just fiiiine! You know what I’m saying?!”

When Mabel said the word “fine”, she bobbed her head around. Just before they leave, Ford takes his Journal #3 back from Dipper. Dipper and Ford whisper to each other so the others wouldn’t hear them.

Dipper: “Wait, Gruncle Ford! You said we shouldn’t keep secrets from each other anymore!”

Ford: “I know Dipper! I’m sorry, but this is a lot bigger than you realize, will talk later, now Sora, let’s talk!”

Sora and Ford enter the secret vending machine door entrance. Ford presses a button on his watch and the vending machine door closes behind them. Dipper gets very disappointed about all this, but Mabel can’t wait to see Sora again.

Mabel: “Waaah! I hope he lives here! I gotta make a fan pic of us and a couple name! Sorbel or Mabra! Gonna need lots of glitter to color his eyes!”

Wendy: “It sounds like she’s saying sorbet and Ma-bras?”

Soos: “I can go for some sorbet.”

Stan: “Oh yeah that does sound good. Maybe buy a man-bra for some reason.”

After that weird conversation, they decided to get sorbet and Mabel runs off to do her drawings with Waddles following her. Dipper ends up being alone, grunts and goes outside as he slams the door behind him.