Kingdom Hearts III: Into the Great Yonder Ch.1

A board the dark volcanic ship lives the greatest in the galaxy, Lord Dominator, looking over plans to find which planet to drill next. While the dark lord was scheming, a stranger wearing a black coat and hoodie was right behind the conqueror. Dominator already notices the stranger and turns around right away, ready to shoot him with a magma blast. No one has ever come aboard that ship without being noticed by the security cameras. The stranger puts his hands up.

Stranger: “Please I mean you no harm, only to send a message.”

He takes his hoodie off and reveals himself to be Xemnas, the Nobody incarnation of Xehanort. Dominator still has the magma cannons on him.

Xemnas: “It’s about Lord Hater.”

After hearing Hater’s name, Dominator turns around and gets back to work but still listens to what Xemnas has to say.

Xemnas: “I figure you wouldn’t be interested, but I thought I should let you know that he recently started reconquering planets again thanks to some outside help. If you,re interested, you can find him. Oh and as a bonus, if you find a boy with a Keyblade, do what you wish with him.”

Dominator heard Xemans finish his message and turns around, only to find him gone. Dominator checks the charts of what planets Hater conquered and sets the coordinates to follow his trail.

*Title sequence* There’s nothing but empty space with stars passing by. A white skull-shaped ship silhouette fades in. A tiny Zbornak runs in front with a tiny rider and the title pops in “The Great Yonder” and instantly disappears.

The Gummi ship, piloted by Sora, Donald and Goofy just defeated a bunch of Heartless ships and entered a door to this world. They were just flying around in space until they come across Lord Hater’s Skull ship.

Sora: “Check it Out!”

Donald: “Quack! That doesn’t look friendly!”

Goofy: “Oh come on Donald, don’t judge a book by the cover!”

Soon the Skull Ship sees the Gummi Ship and starts attacking it right away with lasers and missiles!

Donald: “You were saying!?”

Sora: “Everyone, hold on!”

They try to move around and avoid the laser attacks but turns out this ship was more formidable than the Heartless ships. They even try shooting back but no effect.

Sora: “I don’t get it! We’re not doing any damage?!”

Donald: “It has some kind of magic shield surrounding the ship, nothing can’t get through it!”

Sora: “What if we disarm it on the inside!”

Donald: “Oh and how are we gonna do that!?”

Goofy: “I got an idea!”

The Gummi ship couldn’t take any more damage and speeds off somewhere else! Inside the Skull Ship, the Leader of the Watchdogs and conquers of planets, Lord Hater watched what happened to the gummi ship on his giant screen while eating popcorn, laughs and lazily sits on his throne.

Hater: “Bha ha ha ha! Did you see that stupid ship fly off Peepers! It was like oh I come in peace then blam bam boom! Hundred laser blasts to the face! They ran off like scared little girls!”

Commander Peepers, Lord Hater’s one-eyed second in command was trying to track the ship with his gizmos and sonars.

Peepers: “Sir! They made the jump! We should finish them off!”

Hater: “Eh what’s the rush?! They couldn’t do a thing to stop me!”

Beside Hater was none other than Pete, an enemy to King Mickey and a side goon of Maleficent who came with his own magic attacks and Heartless for hire!

Pete: “I know that ship anywhere, let's follow them! They could jeopardize everything we worked for!”

Hater: “What we worked for?! Hey, I’m the ruler around here and I give the orders!”

Pete: “Fine, you're the boss, but I’m the one who provided you the Heartless for your Watchdogs, remember?”

The Watchdogs are Lord Hater’s one-eyed troops much like Peepers, they carried their own laser blasters and were very short. But thanks to Pete, he provided a new breed of Heartless fit for this world. They’re seen in the shadows not yet to be revealed. Hater checked them out as a reminder if it wasn’t for them, they wouldn’t have started reconquering more planets again. He crosses his arms and tries to agree with Pete and Peepers.

Hater: “Groan, fiiiiine, let’s go get them or whatever!”

Before the Skull Ship was about to make a jump to go after the Gummi ship, a tiny block was just near the enemy ship. The block turns and shows a window with Sora, Goofy and Donald’s faces.

Sora: “I didn’t know this had an escape pod!?”

Goofy: “Yep, while they’re being distract-ton all like, we can sneak in.”

Donald: “Great but how do we get in? They still have those magic shields!”

Sora: “Can you make an opening with your spells?”

Donald: “I think so, let me try - dis-shield!”

With Donald’s spell, the impenetrable force field starts to have a tiny hole big enough for the pod to fit in.

Goofy: “It worked!”

Sora: “Let’s get in!”

The block pod flies into the hole just before it closes. They get aboard the Skull Ship and walk through the dark hallways lit with red neon lights.

Donald: “This place sure is a lot bigger from outside.”

Sora: “No kidding, Goofy do you think Chip and Dale will keep the ship safe, what if this bonehead ship finds it?”

Sora was referring to the chipmunk mechanics, Chip and Dale.

Goofy: “Don’t worry Sora, they’ll keep the ship safe, right now let’s figure out why they attacked us.”

Soon, they hear footsteps in the next hallway.

Donald: “Someone’s coming, should we hide?”

Sora: “I rather take care of the bozo who shot us!”

Goofy: “I don’t see any hiding spots? Guess we can fight em by surprise!”

Sora gets his Keyblade out, the “Kingdom Key”, Donald gets his wand out and Goofy gets his shield up to defend himself. Soon they see two menacing shadows coming up and they jump out right away ready to attack. Turns out their foes were ready to attack too! It was the nicest guy in the universe, Wander! And his noble blue Zbornak and best buddy, Sylvia! They all froze in an attack position, waiting to see who would make their move first. They didn’t speak, but only glared at each other until Wander broke the tension.

Wander: “I have just one question to ask you!”

Sora looks down at the orange nomad.

Sora: “Oh yeah what’s that!?”

And out of nowhere, Wander gets behind on Sora’s back, grabs his hair and says-!

Wander: “How do you keep your hair soo spikey! Do you use a lot of moose or somethin!”

Donald and Goofy were confused to what’s going on and Sylvia relaxes.

Wander: “And I love your giant key! It’s so shiny! You must open a lot of big doors! Oh, I’m sorry, guess that makes three questions.”

Sora was a little confused too but thought guess he’s a good guy, being all friendly on top of his head.

Sora: “That’s OK, I’m Sora”

Sora shakes hands with Wander as he looks at Sora upside down.

Wander: “Well hello Sora, I’m Wander! And this is my best pal in the whole galaxy, Sylvia!”

Sylvia comes up and shakes hands with Sora as Wander gets off of him.

Sylvia: “Hey how you doing?”

Sora: “Hi, these are my pals, Donald and Goofy”

They wave at Wander and Sylvia.

Goofy: “Please to meet ya a huck”

Wander: “Well back at ya a huck! I just looove your accent!”

Goofy: ‘Thanks, wait I have an accent?”

Donald: “Hey we almost came close to hurtin' ya!”

Sylvia: “Don’t worry about us! We handled worse!”

Sylvia flexes her arms.

Donald: “Oh yeah, well we handled way worse!”

Sylvia: “Whatever you say space chicken!”

Sylvia and Donald have their little fight, but Wander tries to break it off.

Wander: “Now now, Sylvia, we should be nice and we came here for a good reason!”

Sora: “Wait so how did you get aboard with the shields up?”

Wander: “Well turns out this ship’s shield is made of the same magic as my Orbble juice. We just passed right through. Though feel kind of bad for not knocking on the door first.”

Orbble juice is what Wander and Sylvia use to travel the galaxy. It pretty much resembles soap bubbles in a jar. It also comes with a soap bubble wand to make a large enough transport bubble for two. Turns out the properties of Orbble juice is the same as Pete’s magic shields where anything can pass through.

Donald: “Well don’t feel bad, the lunatic on this ship tried to shoot us down!”

Sylvia: “Well that’s Lord Hater for yeah.”

Sora: “You know this guy!?”

Wander: “Yep he’s a conqueror and a bad guy, but deep down inside that cold boney body of his, he just needs a friend, and that’s why I’m always there for him to make his day shine as bright as the sun and to warm his heart!

Sylvia slaps herself from his denial and Donald agrees with her, but Goofy gets all teary eyed.

Goofy: “Oh sniff that’s so sweet!”

Sylvia: “Yeah well he’s still bad news. Truth be told, he’s kind of an idiot when it comes to bringing misery to people’s lives which is why we most of the time foil his schemes, but lately he started conquering more planets again ever since he got that new army.”

Sora: “New army?”

Soon the security goes off and they all see Donald was so tired of hearing all this information that his hand was leaning on an emergency alarm button for intruders. Sora, Goofy and Sylvia yell at him.

Sora, Goofy and Sylvia: “Donald!”

Donald tugs his collar.

Donald: “He he oops”

Soon the Watchdogs and the new Heartless came marching in. These Heartless were named “Cobble-bots”. Their feet were treadmill wheels similar to tank treadmills and they had iron cobble pot stomachs with the “Heartless” emblem. But within their emblem was a cannon for shooting plasma burps and I do mean actually burps, not bursts. Their arms were pretty normal and large, but they were mostly used to open up their stomach cannons in order to literally open fire. They had no heads but instead, the Watchdogs can sit on them as riders.

Sora: “Heartless!”

Sylvia: “Watchdogs!”

All four heroes get into a battle stance, except Wander, who didn’t know what to do but stay close to his best friend, Sylvia.

Goofy: “Strange, them eyeball folks don’t look like dogs.”

Donald: “They’re not actual dogs Goofy, it’s just a name.”

Sylvia: “Got that right duckbill, these guys were hardly a pushover but ever since Hater got this new army, he’s already conquered a dozen planets in two days!”

Wander: “Actually Sylvia, it’s thirteen planets!”

Sylvia: “Fine a baker’s dozen!”

Sora: “Then it’s a good thing we're here and with my Keyblade, the Heartless can be defeated!”

Sylvia puts up her fists.

Sylvia: “Cool, time to let the ‘girls’ do a number on them Watchdogs!”

*Battle* All four heroes attack! The Heartless “Cobble-bots” shoot plasma burps from their iron stomachs and the Watchdogs try to blast them with their lasers. Pretty soon they’re wiped out and the Watchdogs retreat.

Sora: “That’s the last of them!”

Donald: “Hey how come you didn’t fight?”

Wander: “Sorry, I’m more a lover than a fighter.”

Wander shows a guilty expression holding his hands behind him and moving his right foot left and right.

Goofy: “Well that’s OK.”

Wander: “It is?”

Sora: “Yep, that just shows you have a big heart! We’re all brave in our own ways.”

Wander felt a lot better as Sylvia pats him on the back.

Sylvia: “He’s certainly right about that! He maybe the lover, but I’m the fighter here and I say let’s take the fight to Hater!”

They all charge to the throne room where Peepers and Lord Hater are located. As they enter, they hear the Watchdogs chant Lord Hater’s name and raise their fists in the air.

Watchdogs: “Hate’s great! Best Villain! Hate’s Great! Best Villain!”

The heroes see the main three villains at the center.

Hater: “Gaaagh it’s Wander!

Peepers: “And Sylvia!”

Hater: “Yeah her too, ga I can’t believe he got on board! and who are those losers?”

Pete: “Well I knew you Runts were on that ship!”

Sora: “Pete!”

Wander: “Who’s that?”

Goofy: “An old enemy of ours, he must have brought the Heartless here.”

Sylvia: “So you're the one who supplied Hater the Heartless! Well, we just made mincemeat out of your security and we’re about to do the same to you two!”

Peepers pops in the middle!

Peepers: “Make that three and our new army! Watchdogs! Heartless! Destroy them!”

Hater: “Hey! I give the commands here!”

Peepers: “Oh sorry sir!”

Hater: “Right, ahem, Watchdogs! Heartless! Destroy them!”

Soon the Heartless and the Watchdogs were about to surround them all and it looks like this wasn’t going to be as easy as the last fight in the hallway. That was until Wander steps in front of Hater, Peepers and Pete as he makes the T sign with his hands.

Wander: “Whoa, hold it, hold it! Tiiiiime oot! First off, it is nice to meet you, so glad Haters making new friends and second, we can settle this all gentleman like.”

Wander shakes Pete’s hand while Petey looks confused. Hater just scratches his butt and insults his sworn enemy.

Hater: “I ain’t settling squat! What you gonna do about it? Have tea parties and do each other's nails!”

Hater does the girly gestures as Sylvia and Peepers start to get grossed out thinking, he’s acting this way to well. Sora, Donald and Goofy and the rest of the Watchdogs and Heartless all give blank stares.

Wander: “Oh I would love to do that!”

Hater: “No! I was joking! Why would I do that?!”

Commander Peepers crosses his arms.

Peepers: “Well you suggested it sir.

Hater: “I was being sarcastic!”

Sylvia: “Well what do YOU suggest Wander?”

Wander rubs his chin, taps his foot and thinks. Then an idea pops into his head!

Wander: “I got it! How about aaaaaaah-“

He takes out his banjo from his hat!”

Wander: “Guitar off!”

Hater: “What! That’s your best idea?! Why suggest something so lame!”

Sylvia winks at Sora to play along with the idea.

Sora: “Oh what’s the matter Hater? Afraid you’ll lose?!”

Sylvia: “Yeah ya big space chicken, bwak bwak bwak!”

As Sylvia does a chicken impersonation, Donald tries to do the same.

Donald: “Yeah, bwak bwak bwak!”

Sylvia: “Wow, that was really good, are you actually a duck or a chicken?”

Goofy: “Oh he’s a duck alright. He just acts like a chicken sometimes when there’s danger afoot.”

Donald: “Hey!”

Hater: “Enough! I don’t care what you say or your chicken sounds! I’ll show you who’s the greatest! Peepers get me my awesome axe!”

Peepers: “Oh but sir, it’s a trick, you can just blast - “

Hater points to his room to make Peepers get it or he’ll laser-blast him! Peepers panics and runs off.

Peepers: “Sigh yes sir!”

He salutes and runs off to get his instrument. Pete drops his jaw seeing Hater fall for this ruse and tries to talk some sense into him!

Pete: “You idiot, you're falling right for their distraction! I can’t believe I let the Heartless follow - “

Hater: “You! You be my backup guitar partner thingie or else!”

Hater is about to shoot him if he doesn’t do what he says.

Pete: “Wait what?”

Peepers came back with his yellow lightning guitar, all tired and exhausted.

Peepers: “Here’s your huff sigh axe huff.”

Hater grabs it and points to Peepers.

Hater: “You, you get my back up axe for Pete!

Peepers’s eye turns bloodshot and salutes.

Peepers: “Sigh right away sir!”

Wander: “Well if you're doing a duet, I would love to be your partner but since I’m playing against you and you already have a partner, I guess I’ll need one too. Sylvia?”

Sylvia: “Nah I’m good buddy, maybe Sora can help.”

Sora: “Sure I’m game”

Sora turns his Keyblade upside down and can play it like a guitar.

Peepers came back again with the second guitar and was about to pass out! Hater grabs it.

Hater: “About time! Gaah!”

He shoves it into Pete’s arms and Peepers falls to the floor.

Pete: “Wait I don’t know how to play the -“

Hater: “Shut it! Peepers, you play the drums for all of us! I need a good rhythm..Peepers? Peepers!”

Goofy and Donald open his eyelid showing only space sheep hovering over a fence. Sylvia gets on the drums and twirls the drumsticks while she wears finger-less gloves and her hair becomes wild like.

Sylvia: “This I can do!”

Hater: “Alright let’s rock and -“

Hater waits for Pete to finish his sentence or he’ll blast him with an electric energy!

Pete: “Roll?”

Wander: “Yeah!”